The Smarmerection Collection
SPONSORED BY SMARMERECTION (Building for Nobs)
I's not only a connoisseur of fine wines and chocolates, but also a collector of Art. A recent exhibition of me collection was held to coincide with me Misguided Tour and created not the slightest scrap of interest. This is doubtless because the general public don't have the first clue what good Art is, like what I do. Here is the collection shown below. Click on each image to get a pop-up surprise. A fuller description of each is given below.
THE GALLERY. Space kindly donated by Grapevine Telecommunications, Widcombe.
ALRIGHT?? Dave Fletcher 2008. Ink on a piece of foam mattress found in his shed.
BILL TO BEACH. Miss Treated 1962. Paint, water and sand left over from a Smarmerection job in Twerton.
THE BIZNESS. Smondrain 2006. Mixed medial.
ESSENCE OF WOMAN. Jackson's Bollox 1908. Some sort paint on a kind of papery stuff.
CECI N'EST PAS UNE FAG. Miss France 1978. Acrylic and fag ash on vinyl floor tile.
WHAT A FARRAGO. Miss Take 1992. Mixed wha'sname collage thingy on brown paper packaging tied up with string.
A GUITAR IS PAWNED. Miss Herd 1999. Mixed medial, fluff, brasso, hair gel on fried rice in special sauce.
KETCHUP. Lola Smarme, undated. Wrapped in plastic, it's fantastic.
THE WIDCOMBE PLIERS. Anonymous installation. Date: sometime in the future.
